What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans?

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

The Child-teacher Relationship Is Crucial.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.