What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans?

Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

If Raymond Chandler Came From The South, His Name Would Be Ace Atkins.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.