What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans?

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not Our Campaign.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart. And Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.