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When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

It's Very Easy For Me To Play Silly, But To Reveal Something Closer To You, That's So Much Harder.

Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old, Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.

I Have The Physique A Lot Of People Dream About Having. It's My Obligation To Share It With The World.

Before You Marry A Person, You Should First Make Them Use A Computer With Slow Internet To See Who They Really Are.