No Matter How Much You Screw Up

All You Have In Comedy, In General, Is Just Going With Your Instincts. You Can Only Hope That Other People Think That What You Think Is Funny Is Funny. I Don't Have An Answer But I Just Try To Plough Straight Ahead.

I Look Good. I Mean, Really Good. Hey Everyone! Come And See How Good I Look!

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I'm A Panicked Karaoke Participant Because I Am Always Searching For A Song In The Moment. I Don't Have My Go To Song. I Will Be Driving Along And I Will Be Like, "that Should Be My Karaoke Song!" And Then I Forget What Song It Is.

Personal Philosophy: Clothing Optional