I Put My Pants On Just Like

I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy Four Per Cent Of The Time. Yes I Think That Is Right. Seventy-four Per Cent Of The Time.

I Don't Know About Living On An Automatic Pilot, But I've Had Times Where I've Decided To Just Test Myself And My Mettle, And For No Good Reason Other Than It's What Life Is. Even Before I Was Acting, I Had, Like, One Day In High School I Decided To Just Show Them My Pajamas, Just For No Good Reason.

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

I Don't Even Consider Myself An Impressionist, Really.

When I Was A Kid, 'land Of The Lost' Was My Favorite Show, Just Because It Was - In The Landscape Of Saturday Morning Cartoons - It Was So Unique. It Was A Live-action Show And Kids Were In It, These Creatures, These Sleestaks And Dinosaurs. Every Week Was A Different Adventure. I Couldn't Wait. I Loved It So Much.