I Left Home To Go To College,

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

You Have To Listen A Lot, And You Have To Be Open And Ready To Adjust To Anything. It Kind Of Provides A Framework That You Use All The Time. You Never Really Shut Off That Part Of Your Brain When You're Doing Something. It's Invaluable To Have.

I Think My New Iphone 5s Is Broken. I Pressed The Home Button And I'm Still At Work

I Had Never Supported A Political Figure - And I Went Out And Supported Obama.