I Was Married By A Judge. I

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?