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The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

We In The Industry Know That Behind Every Successful Screenwriter Stands A Woman. And Behind Her Stands His Wife.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.