I Was Married By A Judge. I

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old