I Was Married By A Judge. I

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.