I Was Married By A Judge. I

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.