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Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

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There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

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