I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.