Don't Try To Teach Men How To

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

I Have Too Many Credit Cards. You Know What Happened? Someone Stole One And I Didn't Notice. I Noticed When I Got That Bill. Whoa! It Was So Much Less! I'm Letting Him Keep It. I'm Saving Money!

Her Idea Of A Romantic Setting Is One That Has A Diamond In It. If You Feel The Need To Marry A Doctor, I Suggest A Dermatologist. Good Hours, Free Retin-a.

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.

Men Who Listen To Classical Music Tend Not To Spit.