Don't Try To Teach Men How To

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

Men In High Levels Of Government Seldom Surf.

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.