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I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.