I Had No Desire To Be A

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

... Life Is Broken Down Into These Stages: You're Born And You Don't Know How Anything Works; Gradually You Find Out How Everything Works; Technology Evolves And Slowly There Are A Few Things You Can't Work; At The End, You Don't Know How Anything Works.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

Men Have An Easier Time Buying Bathing Suits. Women Have Two Types: Depressing And More Depressing. Men Have Two Types: Nerdy And Not Nerdy.

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.