I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.

I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class Because I Pulled A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

Men Who Listen To Classical Music Tend Not To Spit.

Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want And Not Gain Weight Should Do It Out Of Sight Of The Women They're Married To.