I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.

You Know The Oxygen Masks On Airplanes? I Don't Think There's Really Any Oxygen. I Think They're Just To Muffle The Screams.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.