Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling

If You Buy Your Husband Or Boyfriend A Video Camera, For The First Few Weeks He Has It, Lock The Door When You Go To The Bathroom. Most Of My Husband's Early Films End With A Scream And A Flush.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

Marriages Don't Last. When I Meet A Guy, The First Question I Ask Myself Is: Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.