Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very Shallow. Shallow, Simple, Easily Pleased: That's Me.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.