I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.

When I Was 10, I Beat Up The School Bully. His Arms Were In Casts. That's What Gave Me The Courage.

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.