My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.

If An Asteroid Is Coming Toward You, You Don't Have To Blow It Up. You Just Have To Slow It Down Long Enough For Our Country To Rotate Out Of The Way.

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

My Grandmother's Brain Was Dead, But Her Heart Was Still Beating. It Was The First Time We Ever Had A Democrat In The Family.