My Jokes Are In My Head And

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come From. I Find A Lot Of Humour Just By Metaphorically Turning Things Upside Down Or Literally Like My Wife's Cat.

I Go To Pick Up A Girl In A Bar. I Say Will You Go Home With Me? She Says I Don't Know, Do You Have Cable? I Say No, But The Rope Should Work Just Fine.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.