I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

Sex Is Logically Impossible After Marriage. You Have To Overcome The Paradox Of Not This Again, And Hey, Where Did You Learn That?

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.