I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into

Everyone, Everywhere, And All The Time, Used To Laugh At Me When I Was Growing Up. So, When I Was Around 18, I Thought, 'i'll Become A Comedian, And Then If Everyone Laughs At Me, I'll Be Famous.' So I Went On Stage One Night And, For The First Time In My Life, Everyone Stopped Laughing At Me.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

The Subconscious Is Like Having A Laboratory Assistant Who Pretends To Love You And Help You, But After You Go Home To Go To Sleep It Goes Back Into The Lab And Starts Fumbling With The Data And Destroying It. It's A Very Tricky Thing. People Think Our Minds Are Us, But That's Not True At All. The Mind Is Not Us.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.