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He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.
-Emo Philips
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He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which
Emo Philips
He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.
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