I Was A Ballerina. I Had To

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

Don't Try To Teach Men How To Do Anything In Public. They Can Learn In Private; In Public They Have To Know.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.