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I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.
-Rita Rudner
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I Was A Ballerina. I Had To
Rita Rudner
I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.
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