I Was A Ballerina. I Had To

I Started Taking Ballet Lessons When I Was 4, And I Was Performing In Ballet Companies When I Was 10, And I Did Summer Stock In Miami Beach When I Was 12, And Finally I Said, 'i Gotta Go To Broadway.'

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

Women Are More Accommodating. If A Woman Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice In The Refrigerator, She'll Make More Apple Juice. If A Man Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice, He'll Just Put Back The Empty Container.

My Vegas Act Is How I Make My Money.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.