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I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.