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Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary To Discover One Unique Individual You Need To Irritate For Whatever Remains Of Your Life.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.