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Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

When Men Break Up They Want To Remain Friends. Why? Why Can't They Just Get Lost?

Women Take Clothing Much More Seriously Than Men. I've Never Seen A Man Walk Into A Party And Say "oh, My God, I'm So Embarrassed; Get Me Out Of Here. There's Another Man Wearing A Black Tuxedo.

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.