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It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

Marrying A Divorced Man Is Ecologically Responsible; In A World Where There Are More Women Than Men, It Pays To Recycle.

When Men Break Up They Want To Remain Friends. Why? Why Can't They Just Get Lost?

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen