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Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.