I Want To Know Why, If Men

A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"

Pitching Was About Fooling People, Manipulating Them, Making Them Believe In Something That Ultimately Wasn't There. Great Pitching Was Great Lying.

Only Dead Fish Swim With The Stream All Of The Time.

Presumably A Movement Is More Polite Than A Revolution, And A Lot Slower.