Change, Like Youth, Is Purely Wasted On

The Whole Town Looks As If It Had Been Left Out In The Rain Too Long And By Mistake.

In The Coldest February, As In Every Other Month In Every Other Year, The Best Thing To Hold On To In This World Is Each Other.

I Was Raised By And Have Raised People Who Regard Telling One Story When Two Would Do As A Sign Someone Is Not Really Trying.

A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

Some Of The Qualities That Go Into Making A Good Reporter - Aggressiveness, A Certain Sneakiness, A Secretive Nature, Nosiness, The Ability To Find Out That Which Someone Wants Hidden, The Inability To Take 'no' With Any Sort Of Grace, A Taste For Gossip, Rudeness, A Fair Disdain For What People Will Think Of You And An Occasional And Calculated Disregard For Rules - Are Also Qualities That Go Into Making A Very Antisocial Human Being.