I Think Laughter May Be A Form

It's Not Just The Cheerleading Thing I Have A Problem With, It's The Whole Jock Enchilada. I'm All For A Good Game Of Basketball In Teh Driveway Or A Killer Bike Ride. But When There's Tackling And Grunting Involved-- No Thanks.

We Tried To Do The News Without Frills, Without Fluffy Hairdos, Without Graphics. It Does Say Something About Our Business That Is Not Very Pretty. It Didn't Matter How Good The Show Was. What Counted Was Money.

People Are Pretty Much Alike. It's Only That Our Differences Are More Susceptible To Definition Than Our Similarities.

Some Of The Qualities That Go Into Making A Good Reporter - Aggressiveness, A Certain Sneakiness, A Secretive Nature, Nosiness, The Ability To Find Out That Which Someone Wants Hidden, The Inability To Take 'no' With Any Sort Of Grace, A Taste For Gossip, Rudeness, A Fair Disdain For What People Will Think Of You And An Occasional And Calculated Disregard For Rules - Are Also Qualities That Go Into Making A Very Antisocial Human Being.

I Think Laughter May Be A Form Of Courage. As Humans We Sometimes Stand Tall And Look Into The Sun And Laugh, And I Think We Are Never More Brave Than When We Do That.