The New National Campfire - Radio.

In The Coldest February, As In Every Other Month In Every Other Year, The Best Thing To Hold On To In This World Is Each Other.

If You Don't Want To Get Old, Don't Mellow.

It's Not Just The Cheerleading Thing I Have A Problem With, It's The Whole Jock Enchilada. I'm All For A Good Game Of Basketball In Teh Driveway Or A Killer Bike Ride. But When There's Tackling And Grunting Involved-- No Thanks.

I Want To Know Why, If Men Rule The World, They Don't Stop Wearing Neckties.

'these Boat People,' Says The Government Of Hong Kong, 'they All Want To Go To America.' Well, I Swear I Don't Know Why, Do You? I Mean, Take Vietnam. Why Would Any Vietnamese Come To America After What American Did To Vietnam? Don't They Remember My Lai, Napalm, Sylvester Stallone?