I Used To Sell Furniture For A

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.

I'm The Most Unromantic Lump Of Northern Suet. Yes, A Woman Did Accost Me Once In South Shields, But She Had A Face Like Red Rum.

I Toyed With The Idea Of Playing Ravel's 'pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte' But I Couldn't Remember If It's A Tune Or Latin Prescription For Piles.

My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.