I Used To Sell Furniture For A

Take My Wife... Please. I'm Not Saying She's Ugly, But When She Went To See A Horror Film, The Audience Thought She Was Making A Personal Appearance.

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?

I Saw Six Men Kicking And Punching The Mother-in-law. My Neighbour Said 'are You Going To Help?' I Said 'no, Six Should Be Enough.'

The Wife's Mother Said, ‘when You're Dead, I'll Dance In Your Grave.’ I Said: ‘good, I'm Being Buried At Sea’.

I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.