I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

The Best Situation Is Being A Single Parent. The Best Part About Is That You Get Time Off, Too, Because The Kids Are With Their Mom, So It's The Best Of Both Worlds. There's A Lot To Be Said For It.

I Tend To Stay With The Panic. I Embrace The Panic.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.