I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.

Once I Know People Know Who I Am, It Gives Me A Lot Of Licence And Freedom To Behave In Ways I Wouldn't Normally.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

You Write About What You Know.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"