Once I Know People Know Who I

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"