You Write About What You Know.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

I’d Rather Have The Thieves Than The Neighbors - The Thieves Don't Impose. Thieves Just Want Your Things, Neighbors Want Your Time.