You Write About What You Know.

Making A Woman Laugh. What Is That About? And The Prettier The Woman, The More Satisfaction I Get. It Doesn't Make Any Sense, But I'm Being Honest.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.