You Write About What You Know.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me As A Driver.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.