I Told You I Was Sick.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.