All I Ask Is The Chance To

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.