How Long Was I In The Army?

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

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Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.