How Long Was I In The Army?

On The Ning Nang Nong Where The Cows Go Bong! And The Monkeys All Say Boo! Theres A Nang Nong Ning Where The Trees Go Ping! And The Tea Pots Jibber Jabber Joo On The Nong Ning Nang All The Mice Go Clang! And You Just Cant Catch Em When They Do! So Its Ning Nang Nong! Cows Go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees Go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The Mice Go Clang! What A Noisy Place To Belong,is The Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

This Silent Call You Make, A Silence So Loud I Fear The World Knows It's Meaning If You Fill Every Corner Of A Room Where Can I Look? If I Close My Eyes The Silence Becomes Louder! There Is No Escape From You The Only Way Out Is In

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.