How Long Was I In The Army?

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.