How Long Was I In The Army?

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.