How Long Was I In The Army?

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.