How Long Was I In The Army?

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?