I Think One Of The Big Things

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?

Ed Sullivan Brought Me To Tv First In 1952, Then Garry Moore's Program Gave Me A Lot Of Confidence And Freedom.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

Eating Takes A Special Talent. Some People Are Much Better At It Than Others. In That Way, It Is Like Sex, And As With Sex, It's More Fun With Someone Who Really Likes It. I Can't Imagine Having A Lasting Friendship With Anyone Who Is Not Interested In Food.