I Think One Of The Big Things

I Was A High School Throw-out.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

And Humor Has Always Been A Weapon. You Want To Get Even On Somebody? You Want To Attack Somebody? Make Fun Of Them.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.