I Was A High School Throw-out.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.