I Was A High School Throw-out.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

Milton Took Vaudeville, Which, If You Look Up 'vaudeville' In The Dictionary, Right Alongside Of It, It Says 'milton Berle' - And He Made It Just A Tremendous Party.

I'm Only... I'm Only Unhappy When The Reviews Are Bad, But Give Me A Good Review And I'm A... I'm Just Screaming All Over The Place With Joy.