If You Stop And Think About It,

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

My Brother Is The Youngest Member Of The College Of Physicians And Surgeons. And I Wouldn't Let Him Cut My Nails.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

One Thing I've Never Said In My Whole Life Is, 'let's Have Dinner At A Japanese Restaurant.'

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.