If You Stop And Think About It,

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

My Brother Is The Youngest Member Of The College Of Physicians And Surgeons. And I Wouldn't Let Him Cut My Nails.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A Trolley Car Accident, So I Was Raised As One Of Eight With My Sister And Six Male Cousins.