And Humor Has Always Been A Weapon.

I Won't Eat In A Place That Has Suits Of Armor.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

I Was A High School Throw-out.

That's The Great Thing About New Year's, You Get To Be A Year Older. For Me, That Wasn't Such A Joke, Because My Birthday Was Always Around This Time. When I Was A Kid, My Father Used To Tell Me That Everybody Was Celebrating My Birthday. That's What The Trees Are All About.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.