I Think I Look Great In Green,

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.

The Only Way I Would Go Back To Hosting Would Be If It Were Something Entirely New. It Would Prevent Me From Wanting To Host A Standard-fare Kind Of Talk Show.

I Don't Talk About My Hair Anymore Because I've Matured. I Matured And Realized It Doesn't Matter What You Look Like. It's What Kind Of Hair You Have Inside That Counts.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

In The Year 2525, That Song Will Be Even Less Popular Than When It First Came Out.