I Think I Look Great In Green,

My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem. But They Don't Really Know Me.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When I Go Out With My Mom I Don't Look At Other Moms.

I Like Going Into Nature And That's Where I'm Happiest.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.