I Think I Look Great In Green,

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.

I Think Sometimes I Should Do More Carousing, Because I Don't Do Much And Maybe It Would Be Fun Occasionally. It's Hard For Me To Have Fun And I'm A Serious Thinker And A Searcher And Funny From The Front.

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

I Don''t Like This Reality Television, I Have To Be Honest;i Think Real People Should Not Be On Television; It''s For Special People Like Us, People Who Have Trained And Studied To Appear To Be Real