I Like Going Into Nature And That's

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I Like Going Into Nature And That's Where I'm Happiest.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.