I Like Going Into Nature And That's

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"