I Like Going Into Nature And That's

My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem. But They Don't Really Know Me.

I Don't Talk About My Hair Anymore Because I've Matured. I Matured And Realized It Doesn't Matter What You Look Like. It's What Kind Of Hair You Have Inside That Counts.

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.