My Friends Tell Me I Have An

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.