I Practice Safe Sex - I Use

I Met A New Girl At A Barbecue, Very Pretty, A Blond I Think. I Don't Know, Her Hair Was On Fire, And All She Talked About Was Herself. You Know These Kind Of Girls: 'i'm Hot. I'm On Fire. Me, Me, Me.' You Know. 'help Me, Put Me Out.' Come On, Could We Talk About Me Just A Little Bit?

I Think Sometimes I Should Do More Carousing, Because I Don't Do Much And Maybe It Would Be Fun Occasionally. It's Hard For Me To Have Fun And I'm A Serious Thinker And A Searcher And Funny From The Front.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.