I Practice Safe Sex - I Use

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

I Actually Think I'm More Of A Turtle Than Verne Is. Where Verne Is Up On Two Legs And Moving At Full Speed And Doesn't Pull His Head Into The Shell Very Often, I In Reality Was Five Or Ten Minutes Later To Every Recording Session.

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.