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I Laughed All The Way Through Love Story.

As Far As Cookbooks Go, I Think Joy Of Cooking Is A Classic. I've Used It Over And Over Again. Julia Child Frustrates Me. By The Time You Get All Her Herbs Together, You're Exhausted

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.