When I Said I Didn't Have A

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.

My Kitchen Is Not A Place To Live In. I Made It White So I Can Tell Instantly If It's Not Clean-and I Like It Clean Enough To Be Able To Eat Off The Floors-or The Tables,for That Matter.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

A Room Is Like A Stage. If You See It Without Lighting, It Can Be The Coldest Place In The World.