You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

Hello, I Must Be Going.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.