You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.