I Am A Man And You Are

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.