I Am A Man And You Are

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Mrs. Teasdale Congratulates Him On His Coronation And Sovereignty: "the Eyes Of The World Are Upon You. Notables From Every Country Are Gathered Here In Your Honor. This Is A Gala Day For You." Firefly Replies: "well, A Gal A Day Is Enough For Me. I Don't Think I Could Handle Any More."

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.