I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

You Know That A Given In Life In Human Nature, Is That At A Sporting Event, A Baseball Game, A Football Game, You Never Introduce A Politician, Is Because He'll Be Booed. I Don't Care If He's The Most Beloved Person In The World, Its Part Of The Game.

Humor Is Very Very Risky, Particularly For A Candidate, Unless He's Been In So Long That It Just Doesn't Matter, And He's Not Running For President. But It's Just That People Are So Sensitive And So Touchy, And You're Just Going To Upset Somebody Without Ever Realizing It.