If You Call Your Opponent A Politician,

If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.

The Republicans Have A New Healthcare Proposal: Just Say No To Illness!

I Can't Think Of A Performer Who Is Better On Television Than In Person.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

The Thing That You're Faulted On Today Is Not That You Are Too Tough, Or Not That You Aren't Careful. It's That You Might Have Been Too Soft. People Want That Red Meat Now Because You Have To Keep Up With The Mood And The Mood Today Is Harsh. It Really Is.