If You Call Your Opponent A Politician,

If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

I Think You Can't Write With Anger. I Think It Always Has To Be With A Wink. There Always Has To Be An Element Of Hope In What You Write. Otherwise You're Just Getting Mad And It's Not Going To Be Fun For Anybody.

People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

I Can't Think Of A Performer Who Is Better On Television Than In Person.