My Kid Wants To Be A Prison

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.