List of Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

There Definitely Is Exposure In Reality Shows, But The Exposure Will Basically Get You More Reality Shows.

Nothing Can Help My Comedy.

I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah Parts.

I've Never Understood People Who Say They're Not A Practicing Jew. You Never Hear A Black Guy Say He's Not A Practicing African-american. What Does It Even Mean?

I Think Of Alan Thicke As Perry Como Without The Excitement.

I'd Like To Have A Kid, But I'd Probably Get A Frank Sinatra Jr. Instead Of A Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd Totally Screw Up Like That.

Reality Tv Has Totally Destroyed Soap Operas. They're Gone. They Used To Be The Biggest Thing In The World - They're Gone.

In Real Life I'm A Tall, Blond Christian.

I'm A Very Anti-vacation Person. Because I'm Always Getting On Planes For Work, To Me, A Vacation Is When I Don't Have To Get On A Plane.

I've Done A Lot Of Fox Shows Since Then - Married With Children, Living Single And A Whole Bunch Of Other Fox Things.

I Personally Think Miles Davis Is A Lot Funnier Than Me. And He's Working More.