I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer.

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.

She Didn't Need To Go To Acting School To Learn That The Essence Of Acting Is To Act Like You're Not Acting.

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.