I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

Young. Old. Just Words.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.