Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can

Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope. Even Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.