Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.