When I Was A Boy The Dead

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.

In Those Days The Best Painkiller Was Ice; It Wasn't Addictive And It Was Particularly Effective If You Poured Some Whiskey Over It.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.