When I Was A Boy The Dead

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.