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Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While