I Always Like To Go To Washington

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.