I Always Like To Go To Washington

I Was There. I Saw Your Sons And Your Husbands, Your Brothers And Your Sweethearts. I Saw How They Worked, Played, Fought, And Lived. I Saw Some Of Them Die. I Saw More Courage, More Good Humor In The Face Of Discomfort, More Love In An Era Of Hate And More Devotion To Duty Than Could Exist Under Tyranny.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.