I Always Like To Go To Washington

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.