I Always Like To Go To Washington

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!